Abby Never

Because I thought this was hilarious, I felt the need to tell you why I love my life. Again.

Story 1: As Elizabeth, Joshua, and myself were sitting in church this past Sunday morning, listening to Matt bring the message he started to talk about how some people only think about the fall of man, and the redemption. Completely missing out on the beauty of the creation and what's needed in the restoration.
"It's almost like if I were to give you a five hundred page book, told you to read it, but I took the first and last hundred pages out." -Matt.
"I would slap you. ...And then not read it." -Me.
*punch* -Elizabeth.

But, can you blame me? I mean after I started Reviews For You, I can't even imagine reading the middle three hundred pages of any book. E.V.E.R.

Story 2: And, because our exam schedule is completely out of whack, my global issues teacher didn't really have anything planned for us to do.

So, we all asked to play Scattegories.
We're all sixteen and older. [Don't judge. You know you wanna play it too.]

The letter was D, and the thing was an insect. One group said a Digger. [Like a digger ant, only they didn't know it existed. But, they sure were trying.] Mrs. J asked them to repeat themselves.
So they all said at once, Digger, rather loudly. And then, without missing a beat, the only black girl in the entire class, says, "What did you just call me?!"
Wonderful.

Ever so wonderful. I'm sure there are more instances of the funny, but I'm not entirely sure of that.

Wait, I lied.
Story 3: I was talking to Sean in Oral Comm, and I told him to remind me at the end of the month that I need to find out if I had a speech to give so I could do it before I left. He minorly freaked out and I couldn't figure out why.
"I didn't think you were leaving until after graduation..."
"I'm.... Oh, stupid." He thought I was moving at the end of February, when I'm in fact leaving in June.

I then had to explain that a friend of mine is graduating from Marine Corps boot camp, and I was going with my mother to watch him graduate.

Life.

ARTIST: MIKE LOMBARDO